a hippy chick

You have $20 bucks to your name, and your mama gave it to you

You have plans to immediately spend $18 of it on non-essential items that make life worth living

You can’t pay your bills but you’ve applied for a Pottery Barn credit card

You’ve been rejected for the Pottery Barn credit card with which you were going to tastefully furnish your entire house

You gave your notice at work and are spending the rest of the week checking emails, preferring to leave the real work to the next person

Someone just walked in and gave you real work to do and you immediately returned to finish this post after they left

You spend your day figuring how many bills you can put off until the next paycheck

Your mama calls you at least once a day and gets upset if you don’t call her at least once, too