a hippy chick

I really don’t know this person

Actual email sent to me by dh 5 minutes ago
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Subject: FBI assassin

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done
there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must
know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find
your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!

The man said, “You can’t be serious, I could never
shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his
eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She
wiped the sweat from her brow.

“This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to
beat him to death with the chair.”

MORAL: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them

Ah yes, Mr. A. At your heart, this isn’t just a funny email. It’s what you really believe. If you think you’re going to mess with ME, I’m not rolling over and playing dead for you any more.