a hippy chick

I was tagged by MajikFaerie , who has an amazing blog, to list eight random things about myself.  I’m not sure there are eight things that I haven’t already spilled my guts about, me being an open book and all, but let me scrounge around in my memory and try to find eight scintillating yet oh-so-random facts about myself.

 *Rules*:
-Link to the person who tagged you.
-Tag 8 other blogs.
-List the rules.
-Post 8 things people don’t know about you.

EIGHT RANDOM THINGS about A Hippy Chick:

1)  I kill every plant I ever touch–even ivy.

2) I have a secret crush on the professor downstairs who didn’t hire me because I’m fat.  How sad is that?  But lord, he is hot in all the right ways.  So, in order not to show him this crush, I’m extra mean to him when he asks for my help.  How sad is that?

3) I looooove cleaning earwax.  I stare at people’s ears and get a sick satisfaction if they’re waxy. I even like cleaning dog’s earwax. I once had a dacshund that I used 22 Q tips on. Man I miss that dog.

4) I’m a huge procrastinator, and curiously not that big on following through, either.   I’ll make a list and feel okay about everything, then not follow the list when it’s time to do so.  I’ll clip coupons, then choose not to pull them out of my purse.

 5) I feel bad that lil pill is going to be short.  :(  And guilty because I married a short man.  And guilty that I feel guilty for resigning my otherwise devastatingly handsome lil’ dude to a life of shortness.

6) I think most of the world’s problems are due to ego and greed.

7) I don’t support any kind of genetic testing for birth anomalies.  I do support stem cell research.

8 ) My favorite color is aqua blue.  I know you are all EXTREMELY suprised!

Okay, hope you enjoyed that little terrifying glimpse into my oh-so-random mind.  Here are the other bloggers I’m tagging: Chewing The Fat, Chewy Mom, Still Snarky, Retired Waif, Gone Crunchy, Especially Heather, It Coulda Been Worse, and Naptime Musings.  The end!