a hippy chick

California hasn’t changed.  It’s still a place of great beauty where wealth and privilege coexist with the homeless people constantly on the move because the citizens don’t want to see them.  It’s still got the palm trees, amazing temperate weather, Barbie dolls that have on far too much makeup and far too tiny clothes, and [...]

I really wish I could illustrate this post with pictures, but I’m lucky enough to actually get on the Internet at Mom’s.  She’s one of those “it wouldn’t work, so I just unplugged everything” and I’m lucky enough to have already gotten a lecture on my tattoo and my sleeping habits (I won’t use a [...]

leave Amber instructions w/ emergency numbers

clean house like I’m never coming back
goodwill/salv army for half price day
payless for sandals
give myself pedicure
pack suitcase
pack carry on
charge everything electronic, replace batteries
go to library to print instructions
get carseat from Mr A
couple cheapie toys dollar store
put out of office phone and email msg on
respond to boss’s email, send billy bob [...]

Dear Tarot,
I would like to take this opportunity to tell you

Not only did you create this graphic to be placed on stickers for my non-profit organization, but on very short notice you offered to drive all the way here to retrieve me and lil pill and take us all the way up to D. C.
Therefore, [...]