If I was ever stranded on a desert island and could magically make 2 beauty items appear, I’d take lip gloss first and mascara second. I’ve been a Loreal girl since I was 18, but before that I went through the Maybelline Great Lash phase, tried every Clinique/Aveda/Avon product under the sun, and eventually found [...]
Never do (something boring) today what you can do (half-heartedly) on Friday.
Occasionally this catches up to me. Today is one of those days. Ah, piper, it is so not fun to pay you, yet I keep doing it. I just can’t make myself do anything boring or drudgerous for very long. [...]
All totally random from you to me cuz Lord knows I don’t have any friends to bitch at. If someone wants to apply I can send you the updated 5 page application via email. I’m taking no chances.
And now, by Rachel, random thoughts in no particular order:
*If your (frequently whined about) husband is a jerk [...]
Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When [...]
Congratulation your email address have won sum of £1,000,000.00 Pounds
on(UK ONLINE PROMOTION).you are hereby advised to get back to us for
claim of your prize.with your complete details,Full name:Address:Age:
Sex:Number:Country Of Residence.
Dr.Pinkett Griffin
Email:pg_claimsdept204@yahoo.co.uk
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Do you think I should apply for a payday loan for 500,000 anticipating my 1 million pound win? Or maybe I should just point out a [...]
